Me, talking to the jar of peanut butter I stashed in the break room fridge. (via lavitadelpaolini)
~”Let’s just have a quickie…”
Me, as I talk to the salted caramel and dark chocolate I’ve been hiding from the kids ;)
The person you think of when you stand in front of the ocean. That’s the person you’re in love with.
Colleen Michele (via busyreadingerotica)
Sometimes you’ve got to be able to listen to yourself and be okay with no one else understanding.
Christopher Barzak (via fassadenmensch)
hahahaha this is amazing.
Captain Small Ass and Falcon Big Butt in all their glory.
This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you.
INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH
nasa trying to eat the moon